INTERPLANETARY TRAVEL AGREEMENT

Terms & Conditions for Visitation to Sol III (Earth)

Effective Date: Galactic Standard Time 2025.11
Destination Classification: Class IV Hazardous / Pre-Extinction Observable
Document Version: 3.7.12 (Updated following the Third Terran Conflict Escalation)

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1. ASSUMPTION OF RISK

By accepting transport to Sol III, you acknowledge that you are visiting a dying planetary ecosystem inhabited by a self-terminating species. The inhabitants, despite possessing nuclear capabilities, have not achieved planetary unity, interstellar travel, or basic sustainability protocols.

You understand and accept exposure to:

• Primitive warfare (projectile weapons, chemical agents, nuclear devices)
• Atmospheric toxicity (CO₂ levels exceeding 420 ppm)
• Biological contaminants (uncontrolled viral/bacterial specimens)
• Psychological distress from witnessing preventable suffering
• Temporal paradox risks from interacting with pre-contact civilization

2. BEHAVIORAL PROTOCOLS

2.1 Prime Directive Compliance

• NO direct intervention in local conflicts, regardless of moral implications
• NO technology transfer, including medical nanobots or fusion reactors
• NO revelation of extraterrestrial presence to local inhabitants
• NO prevention of self-inflicted extinction events

2.2 Observation Guidelines

• Maintain minimum 100-meter distance from indigenous life forms
• Use perception filters at all times in populated areas
• Document but do not interfere with ongoing ecological collapse
• Emotional dampeners recommended but not required

3. HEALTH & SAFETY WARNINGS

3.1 Biological Hazards

• Earth harbors over 1,400 human pathogens
• No immunity guaranteed for silicon or energy-based visitors
• Mandatory bio-suit for methane-breathing species
• Carbon-based visitors require full spectrum immunization

3.2 Environmental Dangers

• Gravity: 9.807 m/s² (adjust exoskeletons accordingly)
• Radiation: Degraded magnetosphere, increasing solar exposure
• Temperature: Extreme fluctuations due to climate destabilization
• Natural disasters: Increasing frequency and severity

3.3 Technological Hazards

• Primitive electromagnetic interference (may disrupt neural implants)
• Combustion-based transport systems (highly dangerous)
• Unshielded nuclear facilities (radiation leakage common)
• Surveillance systems (primitive but pervasive)

4. CULTURAL SENSITIVITY NOTICE

Earth's inhabitants operate under several delusions that visitors must not challenge:

• Belief in their species' unique consciousness
• Assumption they are alone in the universe
• Faith in various supernatural entities
• Conviction that their economic systems are sustainable

Warning: Humans may react violently to challenges to these beliefs.

5. PROHIBITED ACTIVITIES

The following actions will result in immediate extraction and permanent ban:

• Preventing human conflicts or "natural" disasters
• Curing diseases or extending human lifespans
• Providing solutions to climate change or resource depletion
• Revealing the location of other inhabited systems
• Adopting human specimens for off-world preservation
• Gambling on extinction timelines with other visitors

6. EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS

6.1 Nuclear Event

Immediate quantum extraction will be initiated. Radiation treatment not included in base package.

6.2 Pandemic Exposure

Self-quarantine in orbital facility for 21 Earth rotations. Medical costs are your responsibility.

6.3 Military Engagement

If accidentally engaged by Earth military: do not return fire. Activate perception filter and await extraction.

6.4 Temporal Paradox

If you accidentally alter Earth's timeline, immediately contact Temporal Affairs. Fees apply for timeline restoration.

7. DOCUMENTATION RIGHTS

Spaceport Earth reserves the right to:

• Record your visit for educational purposes
• Use your testimonials in marketing materials
• Share particularly tragic observations with the Galactic Archive
• Sell exclusive footage to documentary producers

8. REFUND POLICY

No refunds will be issued for:

• Emotional trauma from witnessing suffering
• Disappointment if extinction occurs before your visit
• Disgust at human behavior
• Existential crisis following exposure to willful self-destruction
• Early extraction due to your inability to remain non-interventionist

9. LIABILITY WAIVER

Spaceport Earth, its parent company (Cosmic Ventures LLC), and affiliated dimensional entities are not responsible for:

• Physical harm from Earth weapons, diseases, or "accidents"
• Psychological damage from observing preventable tragedies
• Temporal displacement or paradox creation
• Loss of faith in intelligent life
• Contamination with human ideologies

10. SPECIES-SPECIFIC ADDENDA

10.1 Hive Minds

Warning: Exposure to human individualism may cause collective dissonance.

10.2 Energy Beings

Earth's electromagnetic pollution may cause nausea and disorientation.

10.3 Time-Sensitive Species

Human perception of linear time may be frustrating. Patience advised.

10.4 Empathic Species

Mandatory emotional shields required. Human suffering levels exceed safe exposure limits.

11. DATA COLLECTION NOTICE

Your biometrics, emotional responses, and brainwave patterns will be monitored throughout your visit for:

• Safety purposes
• Academic research on tourist responses to dying worlds
• Marketing optimization
• Betting pool data on visitor intervention attempts

12. FINAL ACKNOWLEDGMENT

By signing below with your preferred appendage, energy signature, or consciousness imprint, you confirm that:

• You have read and understood these terms in all 47 dimensional perspectives
• You accept that Earth is a lost cause and will not attempt rescue
• You waive all rights to sue for trauma, contamination, or existential despair
• You understand this may be your last chance to observe pre-extinction Earth
• You will not reveal the location of the Galactic Council to Earth governments
• You accept that "humanity" is not eligible for uplift or preservation

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This document is legally binding across all known dimensions and timeline variants. Translation errors are the responsibility of the visitor. For the full 3,847-page agreement, request Document SP-E-2025-FULL from our legal department.

Remember: You're not here to save them. You're here to witness the end.

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